Honestly

I know I covered this in a previous post, but if you're really going to eat your lunch out of a dog food bowl given away as a promotional item at a New York Liberty game (I'm still trying to figure out which aspect of that sentence is the most embarrassing), do you also have to have so little dignity that you repeatedly leave it lying around the office kitchen?

I mean, there's hardly anything in that thing. It's not even soaking, it's just sitting there. What is being accomplished here? Just give that tremendously embarrassing souvenir a quick once over in the sink and crawl back to your office on all fours where you can shovel Meow Mix and table scraps into your gaping maw in complete and total secrecy.

Nobody needs to see this shit.

WE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SEEIN THIS SHIT!

(Getty Images: Being confronted with a human being eating out
of a dog food bowl at work is almost as disturbing as little children
having to look at Tre Styles' bloodied, bullet-ridden corpse.)