tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.comments2010-06-09T15:40:31.225-04:00Aldous Goochnoreply@blogger.comBlogger157125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-1179275788028539232010-06-09T15:40:31.144-04:002010-06-09T15:40:31.144-04:00Hola! Wm Thomas . <a href="http://vikguitars.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=223" rel="nofollow">payday loans</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-31774990037873365962009-08-05T11:12:30.816-04:002009-08-05T11:12:30.816-04:00I laughed. I cried.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-71102495129675969792009-07-27T13:06:25.055-04:002009-07-27T13:06:25.055-04:00Nicely done.The Goochhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00959191941859710334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-39295198486479751452009-07-27T13:01:23.323-04:002009-07-27T13:01:23.323-04:00Ruth Madoff&#39;s pregnant?! http://www.nypost.com/seven/06252009/photos/ruthie.jpgKristen Marcedahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01279554145362077979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-21484965070324827842009-02-24T14:17:00.000-05:002009-02-24T14:17:00.000-05:00Yo mang, I've just kicked off a new blog over at my place. Check it out and spread the word. It might turn out to be pretty good.<BR/><BR/>http://tminus45days.blogspot.com/<BR/><BR/>/shameles plug coupon redemption code 158745371dAndy ManCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09957071925795252023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-9599898800504598872009-02-03T14:53:00.000-05:002009-02-03T14:53:00.000-05:00What about most reality TV? Now that's scarring, God-forsaken trash. <BR/><BR/>However, if you showed me a reality TV show with bums peeing on the street, you may have something. Come to think of it how is there not a reality TV show featuring the homeless? As a society, we've definitely sunken low enough to produce something like this. Maybe the sound crew wont get close enough because of the stench.Bretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14311829956127847684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-91075872891150146942009-02-02T16:30:00.000-05:002009-02-02T16:30:00.000-05:00What about the Polar Bears? Do you remember when Noah Wylie played Steve Jobs?Kristen Marcedahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01279554145362077979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-17683981549550713542009-01-08T08:46:00.000-05:002009-01-08T08:46:00.000-05:00Don't you dare anticipate my jokes. I will ruthlessly pick apart your posts in any manner I see fit. Anyway, I was trying to ignore that line because it was so goddamn gross. I would think that a germophobic, finicky bitch like yourself would have better ass hygiene.<BR/>PS. I also like to catch up on shampoo/toothpaste/air freshener product data while pooping.the taintnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-77008112789542112362009-01-06T13:17:00.000-05:002009-01-06T13:17:00.000-05:00My list is almost exactly the same, except instead of traditional shelves I needed to buy some sort of magical trunk with infinite storage capacity to hold the three new outfits that we can't afford which my lady buys every day.* Didn't they have one of those in "Bedknobs and Broomsticks?" Should I be ashamed that I really liked that movie when I was younger?<BR/><BR/>Also, my captcha was "butpli" which is sorta close to "buttplug." Sorta.<BR/><BR/>*I consider myself a pretty accomplished grammarian--I took 7 years of Latin, only 3 of which were taught by a Spanish teacher with no knowledge of the language--but I still have no idea if I'm even close on the "thats" and "whichs" in this sentence.JAZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17335506717357111585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-69924583317449751502009-01-05T23:40:00.000-05:002009-01-05T23:40:00.000-05:00Protip 1: If you continue to wipe your ass with paper towels, the thick, coarse paper and blood will form a critical mass that is unplungeable. <BR/><BR/>Protip 2: Don't ever call Time Warner, use the internet chat function on their website. While all Time Warner employees are idiots, the ones who know how to type are preferable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-64153506840280008842008-12-24T10:43:00.000-05:002008-12-24T10:43:00.000-05:00It's pretty clear that you still do not understand the difference between the two separate movies franchises, THE TERMINATOR and PREDATOR. It is embarrassing enough that a male of your age has not straightened out these facts on your own, but it is really the lack of fact-checking on this fine publication that is truly deplorable. Now make the correction before I shoot you with my shoulder-mounted missile launcher. (HINT: that's from PREDATOR, asshole.)the taintnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-72097263607354612532008-12-10T08:34:00.000-05:002008-12-10T08:34:00.000-05:00You best check your javascript: before you void(0) yourself, PUNK.the taintnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-12917910094279721452008-12-09T18:45:00.000-05:002008-12-09T18:45:00.000-05:00@The girlfriend,<BR/><BR/>If you start publicly making comments like this, you might just find yourself becoming a regular character in my blog. <BR/><BR/>Fleece Johnson's been waiting for you.The Goochhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00959191941859710334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-76242775089857632332008-12-09T18:43:00.000-05:002008-12-09T18:43:00.000-05:00@The boyfriend<BR/><BR/>Who let you out of your gimp hole?<BR/><BR/>And in case you were wondering, yes, I've been working on that comeback for the entire 9 days since you published your comment.The Goochhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00959191941859710334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-69693338924467414442008-12-09T18:41:00.000-05:002008-12-09T18:41:00.000-05:00the taint,<BR/><BR/>First of all, you betta watch yo mouf. I don't know who you think you are comin up in here and cussin' an shit. The Gooch don't play that.<BR/><BR/>Second of all, I don't know what kind of super-enhanced, straight-from-yuppie-heaven skim milk you've been guzzling like it's your boyfriend's semen, but in my neck of the woods, that shitjavascript:void(0) has an unholy, completely-indicative-of-its-unnaturalness blue tint.<BR/><BR/>Post Script: Chiggity-check yoself before ya wreck yoself<BR/><BR/>Post-post-script: Thank you for your comments. Please continue to enjoy the site!The Goochhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00959191941859710334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-22589739759436072862008-12-09T11:40:00.000-05:002008-12-09T11:40:00.000-05:00I couldn't agree more with the underlying sentiment: House truly is the corniest show on t.v.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-83317794941361968422008-12-09T08:20:00.000-05:002008-12-09T08:20:00.000-05:00I bet you drink whole milk, you fat, disgusting slob. I prefer a good 1% or 2%, but I don't commit ritual suicide if skim is the only option. Also, I don't know where the fuck your blue skim comes from. I've never seen or heard of that shit in my life.the taintnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-3712406801079624272008-12-03T21:08:00.000-05:002008-12-03T21:08:00.000-05:00So you got high and put your hand in your butt and you're blaming it on the small soap? Next thing you're going to start sucking dicks because you dropped your tooth brush in the toilet. <BR/><BR/>Quit practicing sodomy and go to the grocery store you shameful closeted bastard.The boyfriendnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-29707944235496500972008-12-03T11:01:00.000-05:002008-12-03T11:01:00.000-05:00I just hate the fact the the suds production is dramatically impacted by the size of the soap. You can not get a good lather going with the soap specks. What I do is save the soap specks for a while until I have enough to smush together to make an almost normal sized bar. PROBLEM SOLVED!!<BR/><BR/>P.S. My word verification was "struxeso". Could he/she be kin to Plax?dAndy ManCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09957071925795252023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-75773699626238376622008-12-03T10:15:00.000-05:002008-12-03T10:15:00.000-05:00Why do boys seem to think that wiping their asses with ANY size bar of soap is sufficient? Get a goddamn washcloth or something. Scrub that shit. <BR/><BR/>We notice.The girlfriendnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-23784060169181043692008-12-01T08:26:00.000-05:002008-12-01T08:26:00.000-05:00Anonymous, you are a simple fuck.<BR/><BR/>Plax could have at least had the decency to be on a 3 day crack binge before shooting himself.the taintnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-15981655550801104632008-11-30T22:41:00.000-05:002008-11-30T22:41:00.000-05:00Is this a reference to the Giant that just shot himself? Or did another fool from the NFL maim himself this weekend as well?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-66786767594156342582008-11-29T22:03:00.000-05:002008-11-29T22:03:00.000-05:00The captcha for this comment is "wenis". You must be creating these yourself, you sick wenis lover.The Taintnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-45791288099547639392008-11-26T11:57:00.000-05:002008-11-26T11:57:00.000-05:00@G Man<BR/><BR/>I think it means, "keep the comments coming," but I might be misinterpreting that.The Goochhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00959191941859710334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594720365828245403.post-77671880034957967162008-11-26T11:00:00.000-05:002008-11-26T11:00:00.000-05:00When I tried to submit this comment, the captcha below read:<BR/><BR/>"laxative"<BR/><BR/>What do you think that means?G Mannoreply@blogger.com